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Got Spam??

Posted on by Penny Wilson Writes

Ah, Spam.  Yummy and filling, but not always a good thing when it’s cluttering up your mailbox!  

I’ve done several posts on humorous spam that I’ve received.  Those of you that are new to following me can find some of these HERE, HERE & HERE.  Lately, I’ve received very few spam comments.  On one hand, this is a good thing.  But if you’re trying to write about spam, it doesn’t give you much to work with!    

So I’m going to throw this out there to you.  Check your spam folder and share with us your most comical spam comment!  I’ve had some real winners.  

Do you get much spam?  

Posted in Life, Writing

What The…?? I’m Spam??

Posted on by Penny Wilson Writes

I’ve been hearing a LOT lately that people are finding my comments in their Spam Folders!  😦 So please don’t think that I haven’t been commenting.  Please check your Spam folder to see if I’m stuck there!

Any suggestions as to what I can do about this?

Thanks! Penny ❤

 

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Spammers at it again!

Posted on by Penny Wilson Writes

Once again, I’ve collected those goofy spam messages that I’ve received.  Below are some recent ones. You will see these just as I received them, minus any harmful links. My comments on these are in BOLD below. Just my attempt at some silly humor. I hope you enjoy.  🙂  

We’re a group of volunteers and opening a new scheme Scheme? in our community. Your website provided us with valuable info to work on. What have I done? You’ve
done ann impressive job and our entire community will be thankful to you. Oh crap. What did I get myself into? 

Outstanding post, I conceive blog owners should larn Is larn anything like yarn or plarn? a lot from this web site its very user genial. awww, that makes me all warm and fuzzy. 

You actually make it seem so easy with your presentation but I find this topic to be actually something that I think I would never understand.  This referenced a post about spam! He doesn’t understand? ….ok It seems too complicated ok… and extremely broad for me. I’m looking forward for your next post, I’ll try to get the hang of it! Hang in there! You’ll figure it out. Or you won’t! 

When I originally commented I clicked the -Notify me I have no “notify me” when new surveys are added- no surveys checkbox and after this whenever a comment is added I purchase purchase? You need to get a handle on that your spending habits! four emails with the exact same comment. Could there be in huh? whatever way you possibly can remove me from that service? Thanks! This comment was also on one of these spam posts. 🙂

He is surprised by his beauty 😊💖 His beauty? This was a post on depression, so odd…

That is really attention-grabbing, You are a very skilled blogger. Thanks! I’ve joined your rss feed My what feed? and look ahead look ahead? to looking for extra make up your mind what you’re looking for! of your great post. Additionally, I’ve shared your website in my social networks! Yay! 

Hola! Yo! I’ve been reading your website for some time now and finally got the bravery Don’t be scared! to go ahead and give you a shout out from Austin Texas! Just wanted to tell you keep up the excellent work! Thanks! 

was recommended this blog through my cousin. I am no longer positive whether or not this post is written through him as nobody else realize such particular about my difficulty. Um, WHAT??  You are amazing! Thank you!

Someone essentially help to make seriously posts I would state. OK, buddy.  You’re cut off.  No more tequila for you!  This is the very first time I frequented your web page and thus far? I don’t know! You tell me! I amazed with the research you made to create this particular publish amazing. Fantastic job!

Image by Gino Crescoli from Pixabay

 

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Spam Humor

Posted on by Penny Wilson Writes

Hello, WordPress peeps.  This is another installation of my ongoing series of Humor in Spam.  We all get spam.  Why not have some fun with it?  Below are some of the spam messages that I’ve received in my comments.  They have not been edited in any way.  They are just as they came to me, with the exception of any harm links.  Those have been removed.  My comments on these messages are in BOLD below.  I hope you enjoy!  ❤  

you are in reality as opposed to imaginary? a excellent webmaster. The website loading velocity is incredible. hmmm, ok… It kind of feels that you’re doing any distinctive trick. huh?? Also, The contents are masterpiece. awww, shucks! you’ve performed a wonderful job in this topic!

Really informative and great bodily structure of subject matter, now that’s user genial (:. Genial? I’m so glad that you’ve gotten comfortable here! 

I will be brand-new to blogging and also loved your internet site. I will bookmark your blog and keep checking get you started. I’ll get started soon.  Please keep waiting! Thanks for sharing your internet site.

Sweet internet site, super style and design, really clean and utilize friendly. Sweeeeet!!

Real clean website , appreciate it for this post. I do a thorough cleaning each Wednesday!  Keeping up with the dust bunnies is such a trial! 

I truly enjoy examining on this website examining?, it holds wonderful posts.

I will right away grab your rss as I can’t in finding your now, don’t tell me that you didn’t see that first line the same way I did!  Grab my what???
email subscription link or newsletter service.
Do you have any? Please allow me recognize so that I
may subscribe. Thanks. Hey would you mind letting me know which web host
you’re using? Hey dude, stay tuned! I’ve loaded your blog in 3 completely different web browsers and I must say this blog loads a lot
faster then most. Can you suggest a good hosting provider at
a fair price? Please check out my site at Big Money for Penny .com Cheers, I appreciate it! You need to lay off the booze, man… Greetings! Greetings? Like I said, lay off the sauce! Very useful advice within this article!
It is the little changes that make the most important changes. umm, ok…
Thanks for sharing!

Get from it you lose, in fact, if he builds up his
appetite by ogling, What the??  Ogling? Ogling what? but eats a hearty meal home later? Ok, I’m confused.  What the…?
Here comes the requirement Requirement?  A bit bossy, aren’t you? to promote your product supplementations them know what you
are making.  Making my head hurt trying to figure you out, buddy! 

I hope you enjoyed my bit of humor here.  As always, thank you for joining me on this journey!  ❤ Penny

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Even MORE Fun with Spam!

Posted on by Penny Wilson Writes

*Photo courtesy of Sesame Street

Well, kids.  It’s time once more for More Fun With Spam!  Below are some comments that I’ve received.  I have not edited them in any way.  They are just as they came to me, except for the possible harmful links that have been removed. My comment on them can be seen in BOLD below.  We all get spam.  Why not do something fun with it?  I hope you enjoy.  ❤ 

Mom is treated into a different version of behavior so that she won’t be unhappy, either. What the…??
A late sleep possibly be just as welcomed because other cure. A late sleep?  Umm, ok.  Another cure for what? 
She succeeded because of her tenaciousness.  She, who?? *This was a comment that I received about a picture of a man jumping for joy.  So odd. 

Very good article. I’m going through many of these ssues as well..  Well dude, I have no idea what your issues are.  But I’m sure that you have several.  🙂

I’ve been browsing online more than 3 hours today,Junkie
never found any interesting article like yours.  It is
pretty worth enough for me.Pretty worth enough?  In my view, if all website owners and bloggers made good content as you did,
the internet will bee a lot more useful than ever before.I’m so glad that I can BEE useful! 🙂

Youre so cool!WOW! I’ve finally made it! I’m one of the Cool Kids! I dont suppose Ive read something like this before.I don’t suppose… So nice to find any person with some authentic ideas on this subject. realy thanks for beginning this up Realy? this website is something that is needed on the web, I agree! somebody with a bit of originality. Oh, go on now. You’re making me blush! useful job for bringing one thing new to the internet! This was a comment I received about a piece I did on following or not following other bloggers.  

wohh precisely what I was searching for, appreciate it for putting up. Wohh dude!  I put up all the time.  🙂

Aw, this was a very nice post. Awwww! In thought I want to put in writing like this moreover What???– taking time and precise effort to make an excellent article… however what can I say… I procrastinate alot and in no way appear to get one thing done. I’m confused…

I truly enjoy looking at on this internet site, it has got superb blog posts. I has got? 

Thankyou for this howling post, I am glad I detected this site on yahoo. Howling? On yahooooooo? *This was a comment about a piece I did on my early childhood.  

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Spam Can Be FUN!

Posted on by Penny Wilson Writes 

It's that time once again boys and girls to poke a little fun
at the silly spam messages that we get in our Comments folder. The
comments below have not been edited in any way. They are just 
as I received them, except for the possible harmful links 
that were associated with them. My comments on them can be 
seen in BOLD.  Enjoy!  

I am not rattling superb with English but I get hold this 
really leisurely to interpret. Rattle superb? I don't
know if I can do that? What IS it? 

WONDERFUL Post.thanks for share..more wait .. … More wait?
Sounds like cave man talk. :) 

some genuinely marvelous work on behalf of the owner of this 
website , absolutely outstanding content.
The French and also the Italians equally claim that baccarat is 
their creation – it is even considered probable that the 
initial origins of the game could be followed back again 
to a pagan ritual. I have NO idea what the heck Baccarat 
has to do with anything that I've posted! 

Now, you’re prepared commence your hardware project.
However, it doesn’t to be so disastrous. Next you want to run 
the sump pump generate sure
that it is in working order.Hardware Project? Sump Pump?? Oh God, 
what have I gotten myself into!!  

Real nice design and style and excellent subject matter, 
very little else we need : D. So glad you feel that way!!

Since 2013, the CB Passive Income has been helping many people 
to make money online, including generating passive income for them.
I wonder if a Passive Income is the oppisite of an Aggressive
Income?? 

But the most exciting part is the latest version – version 5.0.
With this new version, you’ll now be able to clone proven funnels…
These funnels will include:
* Opt-in funnel
* Book funnel
* Evergreen webinar funnel  Clone Funnels? Do we really need to 
clone funnels?  

whoah this weblog is wonderful i like reading your articles.
Well, WHOAH there horsey! I'm glad you do!

Stay up the good work! You understand, a lot of individuals 
are hunting around for this info, you can aid them greatly.  
I don't know HOW to Stay Up the Good Work, so my aid is usless!! 

I have observed that of all varieties of insurance, medical 
insurance is the most debatable because of the issue between 
the insurance coverage company’s necessity to remain profitable 
and the customer’s need to have insurance cover. 
Insurance companies’ income on overall health plans have 
become low, so some businesses struggle to gain profits. 
Thanks for the ideas you discuss through your blog. Insurance?? 
I don't remember ever writing about insurance.  So odd. 

Join me next time for another addition of Fun With Spam! :)

 

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Gettin’ Spammy Again

Posted on by Penny Wilson Writes

It’s time to poke a little fun at some of the Spam Mail that I get.  Below you will see comments that are just as they came to me.  I’ve done no editing.  My comments are in BOLD.  Enjoy! 🙂

Content – It almost all about the three C’s – Consistent,
Current, Content. In Google’s eyes repetitive content that doesn’t add any meaning will detract of your quality
of your pages or posts. This was a comment left for the picture of my little dog! I don’t care if Google doesn’t like repetitive content.  If I want to post pictures of Rocket, I will!  Here’s one now! 

Does your site have a contact page? I’m having a tough time locating it but, I’d like to send you an email.
I’ve got some creative ideas for your blog you might be interested in hearing.
Either way, great website and I look forward to seeing it expand
over time. Got this one twice! This was also in reference to a pic of Rocket. So odd.

Greetings! This is my first visit to your blog! We are a collection of volunteers and starting a new initiative in a community in the same niche.
Your blog provided us useful information to work on. (really?) You have done
a extraordinary job! I am seriously wondering if Rocket has a side job!  This was also in reference to this pic of Rocket.  

Perfect piece of work you have done, this site is really cool with superb info . This was about a rant I did on the Gutenburg Editor.  I’m glad they thought it was “really cool and suberb info”  🙂

I discovered your blog website on google and examine a couple of of (of of) your early posts. Proceed to keep up the very good operate. (Good Operate?)I simply further up your RSS feed (what??) to my MSN Information Reader. In search of ahead (um, ok) to studying more from you later on!… This was in response to a poem I wrote about writer’s block. 

fantastic submit, very informative. (I’m glad Rocket’s picture was able to help these folks out!) I ponder why the opposite experts of this sector
don’t notice this. ( I don’t know!!) You must proceed your writing. (proceed, I will!)
I’m confident, you’ve a huge readers’ base already! Rocket’s picture again. 

Real nice pattern and superb content material, very little else we want : D. This was a response about a dark poem. I’m glad they don’t want more! 🙂

Simply wanna admit (I’m glad they are telling me the truth!) that this is very beneficial, Thanks for taking your time to write this. In response to a sad, beautiful poem that I reblogged. 

Thank you very much for sharing this.articles for a short while (What?) and they’re extremely helpful! A lovely poem that I reblogged

 

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Is My Dog, Rocket, Spam??

Posted on by Penny Wilson Writes

*I’ve written about the crazy spam messages I get in my Spam folder, in the past.  (You can see a sample of those, HERE and HERE) This time though, I’m getting Spam that is connected to a picture of my Sweet little dog, Rocket!  Below are some of the spam messages that I’ve received and my thoughts/comments on them in BOLD.  I’ve not edited any of these.  You will see them just as I found them, minus the links associated with them.  Enjoy! 🙂 

If some one wishes expert view on the topic of blogging and site-building after that i suggest him/her to visit
this web site, Keep up the fastidious job. I don’t know how Rocket could teach about blogging or site building.  Maybe he’s moonlighting?? 🙂

It is upwards of you create the products. Keeping joker with you (Keeping joker with me??)will aid you convert your hand into
a prospective winning shear muscle. (It scares me to even think about what might happen to my hands if they became “shear muscles”??) These free
online games always bring thrill and excitement
ever(…ever, what??) 

Hey There. I found your blog using msn. This is a very
well written article. (Uh oh, another hint that maybe Rocket is moonlighting.  Maybe he has his own blog??)  I’ll make sure to bookmark it and come
back to read more of your useful info. Thanks for the post.
I’ll certainly comeback. (*snicker… comeback) 

And what about those few holdouts who don’t have cell gadgets?(uh… what about them??)

What now when they are writing for AC? (huh?) Bearing that in mind,
with a split vote, it’s still pretty much anybody’s game out there. (it certainly is. Whatever that means.) 

I hope you enjoyed me poking fun at the ridiculous spam messages that I’ve received.  We all get them.  We might as well put them to good use! ❤

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Followers and Fakes

Posted on by Penny Wilson Writes

I just went through my list of followers and deleted a bunch of them.  GASP!!  Why?  Because they’re fake!!

Has anyone else noticed this?  I did a post sometime back about how bad Internet dating is.  Oh boy, you should see some of the racey followers I got from that!  I got followers from exotic girl dating sites, all different countries and I got followers from Hookup sites.

My recent posts about me buying my house has resulted in followers from several Real Estate companies.

These, of course, are spam.

It’s disheartening!

Do you remember when you reached your first significant benchmark of followers? Maybe it was 100 or 500.  For me, the first time I got really blown away was when I reached 300 followers!  I was thrilled!!

I still feel that thrill when I see the numbers grow.  But now, I question it.

It would be nice to have an accurate number.

*What’s your take on this?  You get spammy followers?  Is your follower count accurate?  

 

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Spamalicious!

Posted on by Penny Wilson Writes

Ah, Spam.  Yummy and filling but when it comes in the form of comments, it can be pretty annoying.  This is my way of having a little fun with it.  I haven’t had much good, usable spam lately, but below are some that have come in recently.  My comments are in Bold.  I hope you enjoy.  🙂 

Wow! At last I got a webpage from where I can actually take helpful information regarding my study and knowledge.  heehee! this was in response to a rather scary little story.  I wonder what “knowledge” this person has!  🙂

Boy! This guy was a jerk! I guess that spammers are not just annoying.  The next time I read a blog, I hope that it doesnt disappoint me as much as this one. I mean, I know it was my choice to read, but I actually thought youd have something interesting to say. All I hear is a bunch of whining about something that you could fix if you werent too busy looking for attention. wow… This was a comment about a post on redesigning my blog. 

thx I needed to know this From a lazy spammer I guess! 🙂  This is a response to a rather sad little prose/story I wrote.  

An impressive share, I just given this onto a colleague who was doing a little analysis on this. And he in fact bought me breakfast because I found it for him.. smile. So let me reword that: Thnx for the treat! But yeah Thnkx for spending the time to discuss this, I feel strongly about it and love reading more on this topic. If possible, as you become expertise, would you mind updating your blog with more details? It is highly helpful for me. Big thumb up for this blog post! wow… I’m glad I was able to help this person out.  I’m glad that he “feels strongly about it”!  But I have no idea when I will “become expertise” on this.  This odd response was regarding a post I did about updating the look of my blog.  🙂

You have been selected to access a brand new online opportunity which can earn you over $50,000 a month.I’m talking about 4 secret online cash pulling methods that are turning just a few lucky, every day people into millionaires.This offer is only available for a limited period of time so make sure you click the link below and get signed up immediately before someone else takes this opportunity.Click Here To Watch The Private Video oooooo! I had better hurry!!  I could be a millionaire by tomorrow!!  This promising and I’m sure, lucrative comment was in response to a post I did on staying motivated.  

Thanks for playing! Penny  ❤