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Guest in Jest #68 Penny Wilson Writes

My dear friend, Linda has made me a “Guest in Jest”! She posted a little something that I did for this time of year. Be sure to spend some time on her lovely blog! Thank you Linda!

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Twisted Spell

She studied lore and craft

Her heart’s desire to obtain.

She used bat’s wings and chants

And even a little wolfbane.

She locked him in a cage

And cast spells on him each night.

She summoned demons and beasts

And trolls by moonlight.

She took flight with Count Dracula

To learn of his secrets.

Nothing she tried seemed to work

Was this man her weakness?

Finally, defeated

She turned him loose one day.

She said “although I love you

You must be on your way”.

“Your love is what I’ve desired

But it can’t be earned like this.

Before you leave my home

Would you grant me just one kiss?”

He looked at her with kindness

And took her hand with care.

He pulled her close and kissed her

And then he gave her such a glare.

“Although I’ve kissed your lips most foul

You’ll not live to…

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#OctPoWriMo-Desires

I justify

what my heart

desires

The anticipation,

an aphrodisiac

Your scent,

intoxicating

Drunk with yearning

You tempt me

again

and again

Not forbidden

but remorse

pangs me

As your sweet

morsels pass my

lips

Angel and demon,

Chocolate

You have taken

me

yet again.

Copyright (C) 2018 Penny Wilson

This is part of a 31 day challenge.  October is Poetry Writing Month.  I’m gonna try for the 31 poems in 31 days.  We will see.  You can find out all about the challenge HERE.  Have fun! 🙂

 

 

 

 

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Weekend With Rocket

Those of you that have followed my blog for any length of time, more than likely have seen a post about Rocket, pictured above.  Rocket is now 7 years old.  After Many exhausting hours of training, I am now trained to His Majesty’s preferences.

Rocket does not care what day of the week it is.  I have pretty much given up on the idea of ever sleeping late again.  And sleeping through the night?  Nope.  I couldn’t tell you the last time that happened!

But despite it all, I wouldn’t trade Rocket for anything.  Could YOU say No to this face?

Copyright (C) 2018 Penny Wilson

 

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Spamalicious!

Ah, Spam.  Yummy and filling but when it comes in the form of comments, it can be pretty annoying.  This is my way of having a little fun with it.  I haven’t had much good, usable spam lately, but below are some that have come in recently.  My comments are in Bold.  I hope you enjoy.  🙂 

Wow! At last I got a webpage from where I can actually take helpful information regarding my study and knowledge.  heehee! this was in response to a rather scary little story.  I wonder what “knowledge” this person has!  🙂

Boy! This guy was a jerk! I guess that spammers are not just annoying.  The next time I read a blog, I hope that it doesnt disappoint me as much as this one. I mean, I know it was my choice to read, but I actually thought youd have something interesting to say. All I hear is a bunch of whining about something that you could fix if you werent too busy looking for attention. wow… This was a comment about a post on redesigning my blog. 

thx I needed to know this From a lazy spammer I guess! 🙂  This is a response to a rather sad little prose/story I wrote.  

An impressive share, I just given this onto a colleague who was doing a little analysis on this. And he in fact bought me breakfast because I found it for him.. smile. So let me reword that: Thnx for the treat! But yeah Thnkx for spending the time to discuss this, I feel strongly about it and love reading more on this topic. If possible, as you become expertise, would you mind updating your blog with more details? It is highly helpful for me. Big thumb up for this blog post! wow… I’m glad I was able to help this person out.  I’m glad that he “feels strongly about it”!  But I have no idea when I will “become expertise” on this.  This odd response was regarding a post I did about updating the look of my blog.  🙂

You have been selected to access a brand new online opportunity which can earn you over $50,000 a month.I’m talking about 4 secret online cash pulling methods that are turning just a few lucky, every day people into millionaires.This offer is only available for a limited period of time so make sure you click the link below and get signed up immediately before someone else takes this opportunity.Click Here To Watch The Private Video oooooo! I had better hurry!!  I could be a millionaire by tomorrow!!  This promising and I’m sure, lucrative comment was in response to a post I did on staying motivated.  

Thanks for playing! Penny  ❤

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Spam, the Epic Continues!

*Spam. We all get it, we all have to deal with it. We might as well have some fun with it, right? Below is another installment of me dealing with some spam that I have received recently.  My comments on these are in BOLD.

If you would like to laugh along with me, my other Spam posts can be found HERE and HERE and HERE and HERE and HERE.  Enjoy!  🙂  

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Spammy Spam!

*A humorous look at some Spam I’ve received recently.  Enjoy! 🙂

I’m making this tonight. Adding asparagus, quinoa and maybe hard boiled eggs just because. Can’t wait… looks so yummy!!! This was a comment for a touching story of a family’s pet cat.  Are they saying that the cat looks yummy!! Eeeek!! Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!  

These next few comments are all sports related.  They were commenting on a post I did that updated you about my sprained wrist.  With LeBron James opting out of his contract that will allow him to sign a higher priced contract fo. Then this one: Ervin SantanaLike Luis Severino, Ervin Santana only had one start against the Yankees this season.  And:  James may need to play the entire game in this series. I ended up getting a LOT of Spam over this post, all of them sports related.  I went in and changed my Tags, so hopefully that will remedy that situation. 

An good article. Maybe it will help me in nearby future. This was left in response to a hilarious story that I had reblogged.  It was left by something called Host Bizarre.  Bizarre, indeed! 🙂

 

 

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Yummy Yummy SPAM! :)

* Oh, yummy, yummy Spam.  We all get it.  We all deal with it.  This is my way of having some fun with it.  Below are some Spam comments I’ve received recently.  I’ve copied and pasted them exactly as they appear.  My comments about them are in BOLD.  

collateral cialis mit grapefruitsaft chinese cialis 50 mg does cialis cause gout Are they asking me if Their own medication causes gout?? And what the heck is grapefruitsaft?   

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Make Those Books Work!

So what do we do with All those Books?  You know what I’m talking about.  There are the ones on the nightstand (like in the picture above) that are waiting to be read.  There are the ones on the book shelf shelf that need to be read, or they are too precious to turn loose.  Then there are the ones that we need to pass along, donate or whatever, but we have not gotten around to doing this.  So what do we do with all of these?  I say PUT THEM TO WORK!

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Guest in Jest #25 Penny Wilson Writes

Linda over at “Everyone Else Has the Best Titles” has reblogged one of my favorite posts. (be sure to show some love and go visit Linda’s blog!) I had a lot of fun with this and hope it brings a smile to your face. Thank you Linda!  You rock!  🙂

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Penny is a great writer all around and was recently published!  Her blog is a lot of fun and I hope you’ll visit it at Penny Wilson Writes

Below you will find one of my favorite humorous pieces she’s done.

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Tempt Me

You make my pulse race.

Your scent is a delight.

To have you just this once,

Is it a temptation I must fight?

I long for those feelings again,

When you satisfied my only need.

This voice in my head; a warning.

Must I really heed?

The lies will not block out the truth

Can I justify this one cheat?

I could have turned away

We would never have to meet.

No one would ever know,

It would be just between us.

Thank God there’s just one cupcake left

Or my pants would surely bust!

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