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Spammers at it again!

Once again, I’ve collected those goofy spam messages that I’ve received.  Below are some recent ones. You will see these just as I received them, minus any harmful links. My comments on these are in BOLD below. Just my attempt at some silly humor. I hope you enjoy.  🙂  

We’re a group of volunteers and opening a new scheme Scheme? in our community. Your website provided us with valuable info to work on. What have I done? You’ve
done ann impressive job and our entire community will be thankful to you. Oh crap. What did I get myself into? 

Outstanding post, I conceive blog owners should larn Is larn anything like yarn or plarn? a lot from this web site its very user genial. awww, that makes me all warm and fuzzy. 

You actually make it seem so easy with your presentation but I find this topic to be actually something that I think I would never understand.  This referenced a post about spam! He doesn’t understand? ….ok It seems too complicated ok… and extremely broad for me. I’m looking forward for your next post, I’ll try to get the hang of it! Hang in there! You’ll figure it out. Or you won’t! 

When I originally commented I clicked the -Notify me I have no “notify me” when new surveys are added- no surveys checkbox and after this whenever a comment is added I purchase purchase? You need to get a handle on that your spending habits! four emails with the exact same comment. Could there be in huh? whatever way you possibly can remove me from that service? Thanks! This comment was also on one of these spam posts. 🙂

He is surprised by his beauty 😊💖 His beauty? This was a post on depression, so odd…

That is really attention-grabbing, You are a very skilled blogger. Thanks! I’ve joined your rss feed My what feed? and look ahead look ahead? to looking for extra make up your mind what you’re looking for! of your great post. Additionally, I’ve shared your website in my social networks! Yay! 

Hola! Yo! I’ve been reading your website for some time now and finally got the bravery Don’t be scared! to go ahead and give you a shout out from Austin Texas! Just wanted to tell you keep up the excellent work! Thanks! 

was recommended this blog through my cousin. I am no longer positive whether or not this post is written through him as nobody else realize such particular about my difficulty. Um, WHAT??  You are amazing! Thank you!

Someone essentially help to make seriously posts I would state. OK, buddy.  You’re cut off.  No more tequila for you!  This is the very first time I frequented your web page and thus far? I don’t know! You tell me! I amazed with the research you made to create this particular publish amazing. Fantastic job!

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Penny Wilson is a freelance writer who writes in several genres. She has written articles for WOW Women on Writing. Her poetry has been published in online journals, such as Ariel Chart, Spill Words Press and the Poppy Road Review. Penny is a member of the Austin Poetry Society. Her poetry has been featured in the publication America's Emerging Poets 2018 & 2019 by Z Publishing, Poets Quarterly and Dual Coast Magazine published by Prolific Press. You can find more of her writings on her blog at and follow her on Twitter @pennywilson123.

4 thoughts on “Spammers at it again!

  1. The spam continues! I get lots of similar things. One post said they liked how I researched my material when all I did was post a bunch of songs on that post. The feed one always cracks me up.


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