The BEST of Spam!


*Photo courtesy of Sesame Street 

I’ve been in short supply of “good” or usable spam lately.  So I thought I would gather a “Best Of” collection for you.  These are spam messages I’ve received in my comments. They are just as they came to me.  I’ve not edited them in any way other than to remove any links that may be harmful. My comments on them are in BOLD below.  I hope that you enjoy. ❤

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Aw, this was a very nice post. Awwww! In thought I want to put in writing like this moreover What???– taking time and precise effort to make an excellent article… however what can I say… I procrastinate alot and in no way appear to get one thing done. I’m confused…

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Real clean website , appreciate it for this post. I do a thorough cleaning each Wednesday!  Keeping up with the dust bunnies is such a trial! 

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Do you have any? Please allow me recognize so that I
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It is the little changes that make the most important changes. umm, ok…
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About Penny Wilson Writes

Penny Wilson is a freelance writer who writes in several genres. She has written articles for WOW Women on Writing. Her poetry has been published in online journals, such as Ariel Chart, Spill Words Press and the Poppy Road Review. Penny is a member of the Austin Poetry Society. Her poetry has been featured in the publication America's Emerging Poets 2018 & 2019 by Z Publishing, Poets Quarterly and Dual Coast Magazine published by Prolific Press. You can find more of her writings on her blog at https://pennywilsonwrites.com/ and follow her on Twitter @pennywilson123.
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8 Responses to The BEST of Spam!

  1. ha ha ha ha….. Nice piece of work collecting these spams.

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  2. Hahaha, oh boy these are great!

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  3. 80smetalman says:

    I wish I could have a passive income, lol. Recently I had three different people tell me how good my writing was. Thing was, they all said the exact thing word for word. I wonder if it was one person with many personalities posting those.

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  4. Ha! And what makes you so sure that these are spammers? Thank goodness for the filters.

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