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Spam Humor

Posted on by Penny Wilson Writes

Hello, WordPress peeps.  This is another installation of my ongoing series of Humor in Spam.  We all get spam.  Why not have some fun with it?  Below are some of the spam messages that I’ve received in my comments.  They have not been edited in any way.  They are just as they came to me, with the exception of any harm links.  Those have been removed.  My comments on these messages are in BOLD below.  I hope you enjoy!  ❤  

you are in reality as opposed to imaginary? a excellent webmaster. The website loading velocity is incredible. hmmm, ok… It kind of feels that you’re doing any distinctive trick. huh?? Also, The contents are masterpiece. awww, shucks! you’ve performed a wonderful job in this topic!

Really informative and great bodily structure of subject matter, now that’s user genial (:. Genial? I’m so glad that you’ve gotten comfortable here! 

I will be brand-new to blogging and also loved your internet site. I will bookmark your blog and keep checking get you started. I’ll get started soon.  Please keep waiting! Thanks for sharing your internet site.

Sweet internet site, super style and design, really clean and utilize friendly. Sweeeeet!!

Real clean website , appreciate it for this post. I do a thorough cleaning each Wednesday!  Keeping up with the dust bunnies is such a trial! 

I truly enjoy examining on this website examining?, it holds wonderful posts.

I will right away grab your rss as I can’t in finding your now, don’t tell me that you didn’t see that first line the same way I did!  Grab my what???
email subscription link or newsletter service.
Do you have any? Please allow me recognize so that I
may subscribe. Thanks. Hey would you mind letting me know which web host
you’re using? Hey dude, stay tuned! I’ve loaded your blog in 3 completely different web browsers and I must say this blog loads a lot
faster then most. Can you suggest a good hosting provider at
a fair price? Please check out my site at Big Money for Penny .com Cheers, I appreciate it! You need to lay off the booze, man… Greetings! Greetings? Like I said, lay off the sauce! Very useful advice within this article!
It is the little changes that make the most important changes. umm, ok…
Thanks for sharing!

Get from it you lose, in fact, if he builds up his
appetite by ogling, What the??  Ogling? Ogling what? but eats a hearty meal home later? Ok, I’m confused.  What the…?
Here comes the requirement Requirement?  A bit bossy, aren’t you? to promote your product supplementations them know what you
are making.  Making my head hurt trying to figure you out, buddy! 

I hope you enjoyed my bit of humor here.  As always, thank you for joining me on this journey!  ❤ Penny

Author:

Penny Wilson is an international writer who writes in several genres. She has written articles for WOW Women on Writing. Her poetry has been published in online journals, such as Ariel Chart, Spill Words Press and the Poppy Road Review. Penny is a member of the Austin Poetry Society. Her poetry has been featured in the publication America's Emerging Poets 2018 & 2019 by Z Publishing and Poets Quarterly and Dual Coast Magazine published by Prolific Press. Penny is an advocate for Mental Health Awareness and has the page "Mental Health Help" on her blog. She writes about the struggles of mental illnesses and Depression. She is passionate about spreading awareness for Suicide Prevention and Domestic Abuse. She expresses her passion through her writings of poetry and life experiences. You can find more of her writings on her blog at https://pennywilsonwrites.com/ and follow her on Twitter @pennywilson123.

18 thoughts on “Spam Humor”

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    1. lol! I don’t always get “usable” spam. I had a dry spell where I just had nothing worth using. I just never know. A lot of the time I’ll just get a link to a Viagra website or a gambling site. Not much I can do with that. Thanks for the visit, Jess. ❤

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