Gettin’ Spammy Again

It’s time to poke a little fun at some of the Spam Mail that I get.  Below you will see comments that are just as they came to me.  I’ve done no editing.  My comments are in BOLD.  Enjoy! 🙂

Content – It almost all about the three C’s – Consistent,
Current, Content. In Google’s eyes repetitive content that doesn’t add any meaning will detract of your quality
of your pages or posts. This was a comment left for the picture of my little dog! I don’t care if Google doesn’t like repetitive content.  If I want to post pictures of Rocket, I will!  Here’s one now! 

Does your site have a contact page? I’m having a tough time locating it but, I’d like to send you an email.
I’ve got some creative ideas for your blog you might be interested in hearing.
Either way, great website and I look forward to seeing it expand
over time. Got this one twice! This was also in reference to a pic of Rocket. So odd.

Greetings! This is my first visit to your blog! We are a collection of volunteers and starting a new initiative in a community in the same niche.
Your blog provided us useful information to work on. (really?) You have done
a extraordinary job! I am seriously wondering if Rocket has a side job!  This was also in reference to this pic of Rocket.  

Perfect piece of work you have done, this site is really cool with superb info . This was about a rant I did on the Gutenburg Editor.  I’m glad they thought it was “really cool and suberb info”  🙂

I discovered your blog website on google and examine a couple of of (of of) your early posts. Proceed to keep up the very good operate. (Good Operate?)I simply further up your RSS feed (what??) to my MSN Information Reader. In search of ahead (um, ok) to studying more from you later on!… This was in response to a poem I wrote about writer’s block. 

fantastic submit, very informative. (I’m glad Rocket’s picture was able to help these folks out!) I ponder why the opposite experts of this sector
don’t notice this. ( I don’t know!!) You must proceed your writing. (proceed, I will!)
I’m confident, you’ve a huge readers’ base already! Rocket’s picture again. 

Real nice pattern and superb content material, very little else we want : D. This was a response about a dark poem. I’m glad they don’t want more! 🙂

Simply wanna admit (I’m glad they are telling me the truth!) that this is very beneficial, Thanks for taking your time to write this. In response to a sad, beautiful poem that I reblogged. 

Thank you very much for sharing this.articles for a short while (What?) and they’re extremely helpful! A lovely poem that I reblogged

 

About Penny Wilson Writes

Penny Wilson is a freelance writer who writes in several genres. She's had a successful blog with a growing and loyal following for more than 5 years. Penny has written articles for Counseling Directory .org, Introvert Dear .com, and WOW Women on Writing. Her poetry has been published on Ariel Chart, a monthly online Journal, Spill Words Press and the Poppy Road Review. Penny is a member of the Austin Poetry Society and a member of All Poetry .com Her poetry has been featured in the publication America's Emerging Poets 2018 by Z Publishing. She is currently working on her first novel. You can find more of her writings on her blog at: https://pennywilsonwrites.com/ and follow her on Twitter @pennywilson123.
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12 Responses to Gettin’ Spammy Again

  1. 80smetalman says:

    The spam keeps coming. I want to start singing “Spam” like in the Monty Python sketch.

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  2. Perpetua says:

    Boy o boy, do I ever eat plenty of spam. Thanks for WP’s service, they go directly in my spam folder. You did not really reply to them, did you?

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  3. galindojoe says:

    Your dog is very majestic. Beautiful!

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  4. Can I get an autobiography of your cat. After I meant so much to him. 😂😂😂😂 The only thing I know about Spam is Monty Python – Absolutely hilarious, feel free to add comments.

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  5. Snort!! These are so fabulous Penny!

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