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Gettin’ Spammy Again

It’s time to poke a little fun at some of the Spam Mail that I get.  Below you will see comments that are just as they came to me.  I’ve done no editing.  My comments are in BOLD.  Enjoy! 🙂

Content – It almost all about the three C’s – Consistent,
Current, Content. In Google’s eyes repetitive content that doesn’t add any meaning will detract of your quality
of your pages or posts. This was a comment left for the picture of my little dog! I don’t care if Google doesn’t like repetitive content.  If I want to post pictures of Rocket, I will!  Here’s one now! 

Does your site have a contact page? I’m having a tough time locating it but, I’d like to send you an email.
I’ve got some creative ideas for your blog you might be interested in hearing.
Either way, great website and I look forward to seeing it expand
over time. Got this one twice! This was also in reference to a pic of Rocket. So odd.

Greetings! This is my first visit to your blog! We are a collection of volunteers and starting a new initiative in a community in the same niche.
Your blog provided us useful information to work on. (really?) You have done
a extraordinary job! I am seriously wondering if Rocket has a side job!  This was also in reference to this pic of Rocket.  

Perfect piece of work you have done, this site is really cool with superb info . This was about a rant I did on the Gutenburg Editor.  I’m glad they thought it was “really cool and suberb info”  🙂

I discovered your blog website on google and examine a couple of of (of of) your early posts. Proceed to keep up the very good operate. (Good Operate?)I simply further up your RSS feed (what??) to my MSN Information Reader. In search of ahead (um, ok) to studying more from you later on!… This was in response to a poem I wrote about writer’s block. 

fantastic submit, very informative. (I’m glad Rocket’s picture was able to help these folks out!) I ponder why the opposite experts of this sector
don’t notice this. ( I don’t know!!) You must proceed your writing. (proceed, I will!)
I’m confident, you’ve a huge readers’ base already! Rocket’s picture again. 

Real nice pattern and superb content material, very little else we want : D. This was a response about a dark poem. I’m glad they don’t want more! 🙂

Simply wanna admit (I’m glad they are telling me the truth!) that this is very beneficial, Thanks for taking your time to write this. In response to a sad, beautiful poem that I reblogged. 

Thank you very much for sharing this.articles for a short while (What?) and they’re extremely helpful! A lovely poem that I reblogged

 

Author:

Penny Wilson is a freelance writer who writes in several genres. She has written articles for WOW Women on Writing. Her poetry has been published in online journals, such as Ariel Chart, Spill Words Press and the Poppy Road Review. Penny is a member of the Austin Poetry Society. Her poetry has been featured in the publication America's Emerging Poets 2018 & 2019 by Z Publishing and Poets Quarterly and Dual Coast Magazine published by Prolific Press. Penny is an advocate for Mental Health Awareness and has the page "Mental Health Help" on her blog. She writes about the struggles of mental illnesses and Depression. She is passionate about spreading awareness for Suicide Prevention and Domestic Abuse. She expresses her passion through her writings of poetry and life experiences. You can find more of her writings on her blog at https://pennywilsonwrites.com/ and follow her on Twitter @pennywilson123.

12 thoughts on “Gettin’ Spammy Again

  1. Boy o boy, do I ever eat plenty of spam. Thanks for WP’s service, they go directly in my spam folder. You did not really reply to them, did you?

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