Is My Dog, Rocket, Spam??

*I’ve written about the crazy spam messages I get in my Spam folder, in the past.  (You can see a sample of those, HERE and HERE) This time though, I’m getting Spam that is connected to a picture of my Sweet little dog, Rocket!  Below are some of the spam messages that I’ve received and my thoughts/comments on them in BOLD.  I’ve not edited any of these.  You will see them just as I found them, minus the links associated with them.  Enjoy! 🙂 

If some one wishes expert view on the topic of blogging and site-building after that i suggest him/her to visit
this web site, Keep up the fastidious job. I don’t know how Rocket could teach about blogging or site building.  Maybe he’s moonlighting?? 🙂

It is upwards of you create the products. Keeping joker with you (Keeping joker with me??)will aid you convert your hand into
a prospective winning shear muscle. (It scares me to even think about what might happen to my hands if they became “shear muscles”??) These free
online games always bring thrill and excitement
ever(…ever, what??) 

Hey There. I found your blog using msn. This is a very
well written article. (Uh oh, another hint that maybe Rocket is moonlighting.  Maybe he has his own blog??)  I’ll make sure to bookmark it and come
back to read more of your useful info. Thanks for the post.
I’ll certainly comeback. (*snicker… comeback) 

And what about those few holdouts who don’t have cell gadgets?(uh… what about them??)

What now when they are writing for AC? (huh?) Bearing that in mind,
with a split vote, it’s still pretty much anybody’s game out there. (it certainly is. Whatever that means.) 

I hope you enjoyed me poking fun at the ridiculous spam messages that I’ve received.  We all get them.  We might as well put them to good use! ❤