Is My Dog, Rocket, Spam??

*I’ve written about the crazy spam messages I get in my Spam folder, in the past.  (You can see a sample of those, HERE and HERE) This time though, I’m getting Spam that is connected to a picture of my Sweet little dog, Rocket!  Below are some of the spam messages that I’ve received and my thoughts/comments on them in BOLD.  I’ve not edited any of these.  You will see them just as I found them, minus the links associated with them.  Enjoy! 🙂 

If some one wishes expert view on the topic of blogging and site-building after that i suggest him/her to visit
this web site, Keep up the fastidious job. I don’t know how Rocket could teach about blogging or site building.  Maybe he’s moonlighting?? 🙂

It is upwards of you create the products. Keeping joker with you (Keeping joker with me??)will aid you convert your hand into
a prospective winning shear muscle. (It scares me to even think about what might happen to my hands if they became “shear muscles”??) These free
online games always bring thrill and excitement
ever(…ever, what??) 

Hey There. I found your blog using msn. This is a very
well written article. (Uh oh, another hint that maybe Rocket is moonlighting.  Maybe he has his own blog??)  I’ll make sure to bookmark it and come
back to read more of your useful info. Thanks for the post.
I’ll certainly comeback. (*snicker… comeback) 

And what about those few holdouts who don’t have cell gadgets?(uh… what about them??)

What now when they are writing for AC? (huh?) Bearing that in mind,
with a split vote, it’s still pretty much anybody’s game out there. (it certainly is. Whatever that means.) 

I hope you enjoyed me poking fun at the ridiculous spam messages that I’ve received.  We all get them.  We might as well put them to good use! ❤

About Penny Wilson Writes

Penny Wilson is a freelance writer who writes in several genres. She's had a successful blog with a growing and loyal following for more than 5 years. Penny has written articles for Counseling Directory .org, Introvert Dear .com, and WOW Women on Writing. Her poetry has been published on Ariel Chart, a monthly online Journal, Spill Words Press and the Poppy Road Review. Penny is a member of the Austin Poetry Society and a member of All Poetry .com Her poetry has been featured in the publication America's Emerging Poets 2018 by Z Publishing. She is currently working on her first novel. You can find more of her writings on her blog at: https://pennywilsonwrites.com/ and follow her on Twitter @pennywilson123.
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11 Responses to Is My Dog, Rocket, Spam??

  1. Sometimes spam messages can be really funny. I’ve shared mine too. 🙂 Rocket is adorable.

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  2. Hahaha! Go Rocket! I bet he’s got 20,000 followers and a couple of novels too.

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  3. I am laughing so hard reading this.May be Rocket has its own clandestine blog.

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