Spamalicious!

Ah, Spam.  Yummy and filling but when it comes in the form of comments, it can be pretty annoying.  This is my way of having a little fun with it.  I haven’t had much good, usable spam lately, but below are some that have come in recently.  My comments are in Bold.  I hope you enjoy.  🙂 

Wow! At last I got a webpage from where I can actually take helpful information regarding my study and knowledge.  heehee! this was in response to a rather scary little story.  I wonder what “knowledge” this person has!  🙂

Boy! This guy was a jerk! I guess that spammers are not just annoying.  The next time I read a blog, I hope that it doesnt disappoint me as much as this one. I mean, I know it was my choice to read, but I actually thought youd have something interesting to say. All I hear is a bunch of whining about something that you could fix if you werent too busy looking for attention. wow… This was a comment about a post on redesigning my blog. 

thx I needed to know this From a lazy spammer I guess! 🙂  This is a response to a rather sad little prose/story I wrote.  

An impressive share, I just given this onto a colleague who was doing a little analysis on this. And he in fact bought me breakfast because I found it for him.. smile. So let me reword that: Thnx for the treat! But yeah Thnkx for spending the time to discuss this, I feel strongly about it and love reading more on this topic. If possible, as you become expertise, would you mind updating your blog with more details? It is highly helpful for me. Big thumb up for this blog post! wow… I’m glad I was able to help this person out.  I’m glad that he “feels strongly about it”!  But I have no idea when I will “become expertise” on this.  This odd response was regarding a post I did about updating the look of my blog.  🙂

You have been selected to access a brand new online opportunity which can earn you over $50,000 a month.I’m talking about 4 secret online cash pulling methods that are turning just a few lucky, every day people into millionaires.This offer is only available for a limited period of time so make sure you click the link below and get signed up immediately before someone else takes this opportunity.Click Here To Watch The Private Video oooooo! I had better hurry!!  I could be a millionaire by tomorrow!!  This promising and I’m sure, lucrative comment was in response to a post I did on staying motivated.  

Thanks for playing! Penny  ❤

About Penny Wilson Writes

Penny Wilson is a freelance writer who writes in several genres. She's had a successful blog with a growing and loyal following for more than 5 years. Penny has written articles for Counseling Directory .org, Introvert Dear .com, and WOW Women on Writing. Her poetry has been published on Ariel Chart, a monthly online Journal, Spill Words Press and the Poppy Road Review. She is currently working on her first novel. You can find more of her writings on her blog at: https://pennywilsonwrites.com/ and follow her on Twitter @pennywilson123.
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8 Responses to Spamalicious!

  1. 80smetalman says:

    I had the same jerk visit my blog and he said the exact same thing right down to it being his choice to read it. My post was about the 1985 Don Henley album.

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  2. iScriblr says:

    Hahaha.. I wonder what do I make out of it?? 😉
    Here’s mine – “I have been exploring for a little for any high-quality articles or weblog posts on this sort of space . Exploring in Yahoo I finally stumbled upon this web site. Reading this info So i’m happy to exhibit that I’ve a very good uncanny feeling I came…”

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  3. Haha…I see the spammers are getting innovative to get your attention. See they are offering you money now to be featured. Penny, you have turned an annoying thing to such enjoyable things..I always wait for your spamilicious posts.

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