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Fun with Spam #3

*Please know that I make sure to delete ANY links that are associated with these spam messages so they are not harmful.  I’m just having a little fun here.

Spam.  Yummy, delicious, filling and cheap.  Right?  A staple in many cupboards.  But below are examples of some Spam that we do not want.  My comments are in BOLD below.  Enjoy!

This was in response to a post I did about my dog, Rocket. Nice blog! Is your theme custom made or did you download it from
somewhere? A theme like yours with a few simple adjustements would really
make my blog jump out. Please let me know where you got your
theme. With thanks The word “adjustments” is misspelled. 🙂

Of course I get the direct solicitations for products or services.   play slots online for money was in response to a romantic poem.  And so was this: erectile injection therapy plan And this:  erectile curvature  (ewwww.) 

This next one, I thought was particularly funny.  This was also in response to a romantic poem.  

Hello ,

I saw your tweet about animals and thought I will check your website. I like it!

I love pets. I have two beautiful thai cats called Tammy(female) and Yommo(male). Yommo is 1 year older than Tommy. He acts like a bigger brother for her. 🙂
I have even created an Instagram account for them and probably soon they will have more followers than me (kinda funny).

I have subscribed to your newsletter. 🙂

Keep up the good work on your blog.


My POST, not Tweet was not about animals and I don’t have a newsletter.  I got this pleasant bit of Spam twice! Lucky me!  

This was written in response to a Romantic poem. Throughout the great design of things you actually secure a B- with regard to hard work. Exactly where you confused everybody ended up being on the facts. As it is said, details make or break the argument.. And it could not be much more correct at this point. Having said that, permit me inform you just what did work. The writing is definitely quite persuasive and that is probably why I am making the effort to opine. I do not make it a regular habit of doing that. Next, despite the fact that I can easily notice a jumps in reasoning you come up with, I am definitely not sure of exactly how you appear to unite the points which inturn produce your conclusion. For right now I will subscribe to your position but hope in the foreseeable future you connect the facts much better.  Man, this guy should be in politics!!  Look at how rambling this is and he doesn’t really say anything!  a B-? Really?  

This one was written in response to a lovely, descriptive poem. I have noticed that credit restoration activity should be conducted with techniques. If not, you are going to find yourself endangering your standing. In order to reach your goals in fixing your credit rating you have to make sure that from this instant you pay your entire monthly dues promptly in advance of their timetabled date. It’s really significant because by certainly not accomplishing that area, all other measures that you will choose to adopt to improve your credit positioning will not be useful. Thanks for sharing your suggestions. Did you know that “credit restoration activity should be conducted with techniques”?

This is an old standard one that seems to pop up quite often. I have checked your blog and i have found some duplicate content, that’s
why you don’t rank high in google’s search results, but there is a tool
that can help you to create 100% unique content, search for; boorfe’s tips unlimited content  But what is “boorfe’s tips”? 

Thanks for playing along!  Until next time!  Penny ❤


Penny Wilson is a freelance writer who writes in several genres. She has written articles for WOW Women on Writing. Her poetry has been published in online journals, such as Ariel Chart, Spill Words Press and the Poppy Road Review. Penny is a member of the Austin Poetry Society. Her poetry has been featured in the publication America's Emerging Poets 2018 & 2019 by Z Publishing and Poets Quarterly and Dual Coast Magazine published by Prolific Press. Penny is an advocate for Mental Health Awareness and has the page "Mental Health Help" on her blog. She writes about the struggles of mental illnesses and Depression. She is passionate about spreading awareness for Suicide Prevention and Domestic Abuse. She expresses her passion through her writings of poetry and life experiences. You can find more of her writings on her blog at and follow her on Twitter @pennywilson123.

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