A real treat! 2 of my favorite bloggers in one post! Linda at https://mainepaperpusher.wordpress.com/has a blog that features an amusing story by a guest Author. They are always wonderful posts, so be sure to have a look around at her blog while you are visiting! You also get the added treat of https://jessicabakkers.com/ her sense of humor is amazing and I know you will love this piece. Please be sure to spend some time at her blog as well. You won’t be disappointed! 🙂
G’day, I’m Jess from Down Under and I decided to write this whole post in ‘Strayan (that’s Australian).
Youse blokes reckon we speak English down here but you’ve got the wrong end of the stick, mate. Down under we speak ‘Strayan. When the pommes and yanks come over for holidays they look at us like we’re batshit crazy when we open our mouths. Probably because they only understand one word in ten but also because we let rip with a few ‘bloody oaths’… and worse! See, swearing down under isn’t quite the nasty it is overseas. Two mates will often refer to one another affectionately as “Aw, you sick c**t”. And if we’re unsure of something, we quite happily proclaim “Buggered if I know!” Even when we’re trying to be polite, swearing just pops into the Aussie drawl… “I’m busy as a blue-arsed fly today.”
But, no worries mate, we…
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